I was trying to look up something in older g-chat logs, and I found this gem, on the subject of pillows that feel like boobs, and whether or not water-pillows (like waterbeds) are boob-like:

4:58 PM Lucas: But waterbeds arent' the texture of boobs.
Boobs are incredibly unique.
Have you ever touched another womans boobs?
And I mean more than the "I'm drunk therefore I'm going to grab Erika's boobs."
4:59 PM I mean like actually feel the breasts. Cause while there is a consistancy, every boob is different
5:03 PM me: ...I'm sure I haven't had the range of experience you've had.
5:08 PM Lucas: Perhaps you should
5:09 PM "Excuse me ma'am, I swear I'm not gay, but I am performing an experiment. May I feel up your breatestess?
me: ...i'm sure that'll work very well.
Lucas: I bet Marlina would be like protrudes chest forward "do your worst."

...yeah, it's gonna be a while before I'm gonna be able to sit down with a pint and have retarded conversations like this one. :( God, what am I doing out here in this city? Without drinking buddies? Without bartenders who know me by name? Without boobs? Well, okay, I guess I come with two... it's a pre-packaged deal! Hurrah.

Yanno I think I just feel like this b/c I STILL DON'T HAVE INTERNETS AT HOME. And I see Sean < once/day, and yesterday I was mid-battle in KH:CoM (which, btw, is super-awesome and amazing. Thanks, Square, for living up to the hype yet again) so naturally I was more concerned with wholesale Heartless slaughter than inquiring after the internets, which *sob*, I'm starting to learn how to live without. You know there are things like maps and Goog-411 that you can consult for information? Baffling, I know.

And while we're on this subject, general question to everyone: (it's a two-parter)

1 - Google's role in information channelling: Yea or Nay? (Beneficial/detrimental?)

2 - If Yea: Do you think we can trust one company/entity with a role so important?
    If Nay: What's a better way?

Alright, and... go!